Monday, December 3, 2007

7-million dollars for an old car - Paris

The fourth ever built Rolls Royce just sold for 7-million dollars. The car is 80 years old. Maybe 50. Whatever.

But the fact of the matter is: who cares? with 7 millions in my Swiss bank account (that is, the one that will be mine eventually [I got lots of stolen paintings to hide]) I could buy a 5 million dollar house in Malibu, buy 5 condos in Vancouver, rent them out for 1500 each a month, and retire. Or, I would retire once I was legally an adult.

Life isn't fair sometimes.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Some Feet Talk - Combined Post


Feet, Feet..

What can't they do?

They can walk, and in a way they call also talk, in their own feet like way. I don't mean to sound strange, and hopefully this won't get our blog to a bad start, but I mean it. But sometimes while I'm walking, I can almost hear my feet saying, give me a voice! Like, a book about the Lorax. He speaks for the trees, you know. And so we start our new blog. I hope this made sense. Come back later, because our posts will be funnier, longer, and most importantly, make sense. Mostly. Sometimes. Well, maybe once in a while.